Ozzy to #*!@*&!ing read in Boston

Ozzy Osbourne sings -- make that signs “I Am Ozzy,” at 7 p.m., at Barnes & Noble, Boston University, Kenmore Square.


And don't get rowdy! Or bring any records to sign. Or cut in line to get your wristband. Click on the link above for more rules. Here's my favorite:


- Please respect Mr. Osbourne, bookstore staff, and your fellow fans by following all instructions at the signing.


More literary reading from the Globe's Book section of the Ideas Section.